Jennifer Lopez Can't Dance

Yeah, every American musician should strive to be just like Alanis Morrisette. ALL HAIL CANADIAN MUSIC!! :rolleyes:

[sub]disclaimer: I know that there are some respectable bands to come out of Canada. However, picking the worst that American pop culture has to offer is a cheap shot.[/sub]

Never seen Lopez dance, but if she’s THAT bad…“Do the wounded turkey!”

“That’s how you frighten a black bear in your camp-now let’s try dancing.”

I never said Canadian Pop was any good, truth be known they bother me all the more for their emulation of American Pop.

Canadian artists like the Jaggid Little Shrill try to get picked up by the big American lables to make some cash, just like the American ones. And why not? There’s a hell of a lot of it to be made.
Upham

MTV’s Making the Video - Jennifer Lopez, “Love Don’t Cost a Thing”.

I have to go watch “The Girl in the Gold Boots” now.

Well let’s see. Ms. Lopez started taking dance lessons in preschool, danced in many rap videos, IIRC she was a part of MC Hammer’s dance mob, was a Living Color Fly Girl, was offered a position as a dancer on Janet Jackson’s 1993 World Tour.

Now I know enough dancers to know that you don’t get offered a position to offically dance with Ms. Jackson if you “can’t dance”. From what I understand, dancing with JJ is one of the Holy Grails of professional dance.

The musical stage on SNL is roughly the size of a postage stamp. I think it’s rather unfair to judge someone’s dance skills in that constrained environment.

Nah, Will Smith is choreographed to death in a lot of his videos and it still looks like he can’t dance. They’re choreographers, not miracle workers.

HEY!!!

There was some FINE DANCING in that movie!

– Ukulele “Critter” Ike

What the hell was that go-go dancer movie doing in the Sci-Fi Channel vault anyway? I didn’t see John Agar or William Sylvester in it.

It was their last season…sob so they were allowed to do non-Sci-Fi.

And wait-it DID have that Buzz guy teleporting back to the table!

Hey Upham, just thought I’d point out that e e cummings never used periods after those e’s. Better start paying more attention to Mom!