Alan Sues
What does a late wealthy film producer/aviator do, when he needs wood in a forest?
Howard Hughes
What does a famous children’s book author do when someone plagiarizes his work?
Dr. Seuss
How would you crudely describe a red haired comedian having sex?
How does that fat, obnoxious wannabe music critic keep getting inside magazine editors’ doors?
The answer to this one was Ted Cruz (crews). A related one would be: When a former major league baseball player becomes a galley slave?
All right, this thread has pretty much died. But for anyone who might ahve cared about the answers to my quizzes:
Pete Rose (Charlie Hustle at the National Anthem)
Taye Diggs (how does detective find clues?)
Jan Hooks (but Nora Dunn slices)
Tom Waits (while the opening act plays)
Dicky Betts (at racetrack)
Wesley Snipes (at movie critics)
Lester Bangs (fat, obnoxious music critic)
John Heard (about the profits of “Home Alone”)