Jeremy Irons. (Yes, it's September 19 already.)

U Nu.

Prince Rogers Nelson

Clive Staples Lewis.

(Yep, that’s what C.S. Lewis stands for).

Please tell me there’s a porn film with that title!

Pete Rose. (and then fell from grace, BIG TIME.)

Dakota Fanning.

Not quite the same thing but…

Jerry Curls

Gordon, Jump!

There’s a porn film with that title*.

*Probably not true, but I wanted to please.

William Shat’ner

Harry! Shear 'er.
Lynn Faulds Wood

Tommy Smothers.

Ben Grieve

Bienvenido Figueroa

Henri! Dey too loose, Latrec!

While Brooke Shields.

Tyra Banks.

Billy Shears.

Busta Rhymes

Is thou art, carney?

Moon Unit Zappa