Tanya Tucker’ed out.
When Joanne Dru, she Drew Barrymore than anyone else.
Did Tina Turn’er ankle?
Did Ulysses S. Grant anyone’s wishes?
Robert E., Lee ving so soon?
Did the gunman Joe Chill Bruce’s parents?
Will Rogers Hornsby ever be considered to be the greatest hitter in major league history?
Does Gordon have the Clapp?
Did Bonnie Parker Barrow near Clyde’s?
Does Helen Hunt for good movie roles?
Who crossed the stream first? Did Glenn Ford or Harrison Ford?
Did Gerald Ford every stream?
Is E.B. White?
Is E.L. a Doctor? OW!
Dame May was Whitty, but John Greenleaf was Whittier.
Pay no attention to Edgar Allan, he’s just a Poe.
That guy working on his tan could be Robert Browning.
Elizabeth Barrett wasn’t Browning for many years. Then she married Robert, and they remained Browning for the rest of their lives. (Someone should’ve stuck a fork in them.)
When the bullets didn’t miss him by that much, did Maxwell Smart?
Princess Di-ed
(I’m going to hell)
You’re already there. Welcome.
When you step on the Cap’n, does he Crunch?
When the Captain wanted sex, did Toni force him Tennille?
Was Helen Reddy?