I’m still waiting for you to reply to my morning email, sweetie. Don’t keep me waiting! I’m breathless, darling. 
Plus I want to know what you thought of those pics. 
- s.e.
I still hear your sea winds blowin’
I still see her dark eyes glowin’
She was 21 when I left Jerevan.
He mentioned in a GD thread that he would be out of town.
Woo-hoo! Glen Campbell ROCKS!!!
Bad news baboon, I wrote you but you still have not written back.
How are you? Things in Tampa are great! Sun is shining, birds are chirping. My shoulder hurts but I’ll be okay.
How about you? Things going well in Texas? I hope so. Is business going well? I hope so!
Well let me know how you are!
Take care
Pezpunk
Dear Pezpunk,
How was Costa Rica? Were you pleased with your long distance phone service provider while you were there? When will your band play next?
Orlando’s great, you and the Mrs. should stop by some time.
Talk to you soon!
katie
Dear Katiekilldare,
I am so glad you wrote! Tampa misses you! The band is in turmoil as usual. We are trying a new bassist tonight so we will see what happens. I may be leaving the band anyway since things have been pretty slow for the past few months. There is talk of my old band getting back together which I am VERY excited about. It was much less punk and more “talking heads like”. I will let you know if either band comes to Orlando.
Costa Rica was incredible! Surding was a blast and the locals are the nicest folks in the world. Road conditions are pretty rough though.
How is Otown? Things going well? Are you really the guide on the jungle boat ride? If so I want to come see you in action! Mrs. Punk and I will have to head up that way soon! Let me know when you are officially on the job.
Take care,
Pez
my dearest Pezzy,
The mail man wondered up to me today.
He had a bag filled with old mail.
It seems that the plane carrying your letter crashed in the Andes;
I have fianlly received your message after all these years.
How ironic that I should receive it the day after watching VH1’s Behind the scenes featuring you! (nice stump, by the way. I like the tattoo of Tattoo you had on it - always the kidder, you!)
How are your kids? Are you still running that ‘orange juice’ commune in Walawala, Washington? Funny, I never pegged you as the Menonite sort.
Did you know I am a gramma now? yes indeed. Grandmother to 3.
We moved from Texas in 2007 to San Fransicso. We were fortunately staying at our little Villa in Arezo when the quake hit.
2010 proved to be a bad year. That’s the year that hideous Andrew whatshisname wrote an unauthorized biography about me . Oh the dirt that man drug up. I am sincerely sorry that he had to drag your name through the mud as he did. I mean, what you do with Cucumbers, panyhose, legos and honey is your business, sweetie. He had no right to make you out to be “elephant man”. (How is your humpback doing, anyway?)
That was also the year I chipped my nail polish and I couldn’t get an appointment for like, 2 days.
I also had to fly coach. can you imagine?
but, by 2015, all was well with the world. a pity how that biographer mysteriously died, eh?
Who knew that the nude sculpture I did of you would sell at Sotheby’s for $83,784,904,458.93? what ever did you do with your share of the wealth?
My beloved Dongle and Georgie are still with us. They send their love.
Send my regards to mouthbreather.
yours ever so,
Babs
Y’all just ain’t right…
jayjay