Somebody had to say it.
Jerry the Mouse, Jerry Rice, Jerry Lawler? 
I know I’m not the only one with this opinon.
Jerry, when are you going to finish the board upgrades?
Can you finish the board upgrades? I don’t think you are capable of scaling a cluster or modernizing the SDMB. I no longer trust you. This place is rotting because you don’t care about it. You let your todo lists sit for MONTHS. I don’t care if Ed is willing to make excuses for you (“he’s busy doing other things…”). Fact of the matter is that you have made some really bad decisions and shown very little technical know-how. It’s time you asked to be relieved of responsibility for the board software and server setup.
Sorry, you’re going to have to put more effort into a Pitting than that, if you want it to stay open.