For no reason whatsoever, here are new pictures of Jessica Alba at the Beach in a Bikini.
The water appears to be cold.
This thread may be mundane, but it sure ain’t pointless. And thanks for sharing.
That turkey is done…
Why, God, oh why did I have to see this thread at work? OK, breathe easy, Self, it’s only another 4 hours or so…
Which, BTW, brings up the point that savvy webmasters with near-porn (or better) to show should make their URLs be something like http: // www. seriousworkrelatedstuff. com/spreadsheet_analysis or something…help some brothers out and all.
While she is, in fact, really really hot, that site crashes my Firefox browser…
(Pictures N very SFW, be warned.)
Also, I just got the site to work, and good Lord, Jessica, eat something! Eat a sandwich! Eat the guy next to you in the last picture if you have to! Please! 
Obligatory post/subscription to this thread so that when I’m not at work where the WebGod forbids me from seeing this, but once I’m home, I’ll make sure to remember to check it out, and I dunno, perhaps volunteer to be the one that feeds Jessica that sandwich.
Or something. 
Aw, Nemo! That’s so nice. And I didn’t get you anything…
That’s likely because Site Advisor lists it as a site heavily infested with spyware et al.