There was another Newlyweds thread around these parts but it fell away a while ago. Well, I love the show. Many people seem to despise poor, dim-witted Jessica. They say she’s a stupid, spoil brat. I do not think she’s a brat at all.
But I wanted to get a list of Jessica’s best bits. Here are the one’s I can think of: [ul][li]I always thought it was a platymapus []Which one is the mop? []What’s rigor mortis?[]Buffalo wings? I don’t think I like buffalo.[]And of course the famous Chicken of the Sea incident-- Is this chicken or fish I’m eating?[/ul][/li]
The one thing she has going for her is that her husband apparently loves the shit out of her (You love my stinky ass!), Lord help him.
“I love you, baby.”
“I love you too.”
“Do you like my shoes?”
Oh, oh I forgot to mention Nick’s absolute stunned surprise everytime his wife says something really, really stupid. After the Buffalo Wings he said “Come on, baby-- you know this!” Nick’s brother “Didn’t you ever wonder why you never see a buffalo with wings?”
The best was the first time (the Chicken of the Sea incident) when he just stared at her with his mouth open for a full minute before he explained about brand names.
Sure I don’t mind talking about this show to myself all by myself.