There was another Newlyweds thread around these parts but it fell away a while ago. Well, I love the show. Many people seem to despise poor, dim-witted Jessica. They say she’s a stupid, spoil brat. I do not think she’s a brat at all.
But I wanted to get a list of Jessica’s best bits. Here are the one’s I can think of: [ul][li]I always thought it was a platymapus Which one is the mop? What’s rigor mortis?Buffalo wings? I don’t think I like buffalo.And of course the famous Chicken of the Sea incident-- Is this chicken or fish I’m eating?[/ul][/li]
The one thing she has going for her is that her husband apparently loves the shit out of her (You love my stinky ass!), Lord help him.
“I love you, baby.”
“I love you too.”
“Do you like my shoes?”