I made an apple pie earlier and it just spontaneously burst into flames. Does that count?
Just keep in mind, it’s vitally important for everyone to keep sucking BP’s dicks. After all, they’re the “experts” and are the only ones who “know what they’re doing” in this “unprecedented situation”.
-Joe
One would hope that lightning would be something that BP had foreseen and been prepared for.
That’s the one. Part of it crushed the sculptor as he was putting on the finishing touches.
I like your theory. None of ‘em feelin’ lucky?
Today is Tuesday. Tomorrow morning BP officials will awaken stunned and unable to deal with the concept that it’s Wednesday.
Let’s just hope that they don’t suffer a tragic coffee spill
That’s pretty much how I figured they worked.
Was that real? If it was real, it was pretty funny. If it was a skit, the two of them have pretty good comedic timing. It was like an updated version of Who’s on First.
What do you make the ships out of?
Not cardboard…and they have a steering wheel.
Be glad it wasn’t your Chevrolet.
Yes.
Oh, all right. No.
Whats next? An errant iceberg?
John Clarke and Bryan Dawe; they did a brilliant comedy series called The Games about the organizing of the Sydney Olympics.
Well how else are the walrus’s supposed to get there.
They also covered the current spill: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSujCHfvTb0
Fire’s out, and collection activity restarted after a five-hour shutdown, which would have been required as crew apparently were ordered to their muster stations as a precaution.
Sorry, don’t want to add too much fact that it spoils the fun. Carry on.
Oh yeah??
Amateurs built the ark, and professionals (experts) built the Titanic.
Oh, and I laughed at the thread title too. I’m still grinning about it.
So, the amateurs were the ones who made sure all of humanity was kept waist-deep in shit.
My God, they’re all literally retarded. The entire company! I mean sure, I could see one or two could slip through, maybe finding a nice quiet job as janitor or CFO or something. But a whole fucking COMPANY? Didn’t they see Waterworld? Didn’t they see what happens when oil tankers have something combusting fall into the chamber?
They are not all literally retarded. The idea that they might be is completely and utterly dumbass. As you would well know if the white heat of outrage hadn’t fried your brain (to the point where you appear literally retarded), high level execs and engineers and technicians in the oil industry are much, much smarter than the average Joe (or Josephine).
Personally, when the conclusion I find myself inferring from a particular set of premises makes no sense whatever, I tend to assume that either (a) the premises or some of them are wrong or (b) I don’t understand the situation and my inference is wrong.
Having been involved in oil spill aftermath for about 20 years, and knowing that the media have about (at best) a 20% success rate when it comes to presenting an accurate picture of anything to do with ships, oil spills etc I think that (a) is a real possibility. Given that you say dumbass things like “they’re all literally retarded” I’m thinking that (b) is perhaps even more likely in your case.