WHAT THE FUCK? Story here. So they “temporarily” stopped collecting oil, which presumably means it’s all spewing into the Gulf again.
Yeah, “lightning”.
Where are Moe Larry and Curly when we need them?
I don’t see why “lightning” is hard to believe. That part of the country regularly gets thunderstorms, and my understanding is that the weather has been pretty unsettled there lately. Looks like just a temporary glitch though.
Still, BP doesn’t need this kind of press, and Obama doesn’t either.
Does it make me a terrible person that I laughed?
Yeah, me either. Hell, lightning in Ohio set Jesus on fire.
Between TD Jesus and this ship, how long until the first blogger blames that Muslim Obama for the lightning?
It was lightning. See, as the captain walked on to the bridge, he tripped over the ship’s cat. The cat claws him, he stumbles and steps on a rake. The rake’s handle snaps up and catches him in the face. The captain is knocked backwards into the shelving, which causes the bowling ball they keep on the top shelf to fall off and conk him on the head. He reaches for his coffee, but he’s disoriented, so he picks up the hurricane lamp instead. . When he tilts it , the lamp oil spills out and sets his left sleeve on fire. The first mate tries to put him out, but the bosun had filled the fire extinguisher with silly string as a practical joke. Silly string is flamable, so the fire spread.
The cat’s name is “lightning”.
It’s only hard to believe because BP said it.
You forgot about dropping the hair dryer in the bathtub, but you got the gist of it.
Laughing again.
If so, count me in, because I have been uncontrollably giggling since reading the thread title.
OK, I stopped.
No, wait, it’s on again. This is going to linger, I can tell.
Thank God the Giant Blue Mustang has been spared!
I’m not sure why, but an image of Sideshow Bob popped into my head.
Why do you hate Britain?
Isn’t that the one that killed its creator? Maybe none of the gods have quite worked up the nerve to fling a bolt at it yet.
I was fine until you bumped the thread again. Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaa.
Field of rakes?
Swear to God (tho I’m an atheist), JESUS CHRIST FUCK was the EXACT throught that went through my heed when I saw the story about the fire.
I swear I hadn’t seen this. I guess great comic minds think alike.
What’s next? The front falls off?
If lightning takes out a McDonalds and a baseball field next, we’ll really know God’s got it in for the U.S.