Oh for fuck’s sake. I don’t know what else to say. There are really people with their heads this far up their asses?
Cries
Thank you so much people!! I love this board. You people get me! You have senses of humor and are not afraid to be a little silly! You don’t take things like ACTORS so seriously!
Kisses I love you! I love you!
Man, I thought it fucked up that people took Bruce Campbell so seriously, but it was really about Owen Friggin’ Wilson! Sweet Jesus. What’s next, taking the names of Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen in vain?
I have to say I’m massively relieved that it wasn’t people from this message board that were doing this.
As for torie you should know better then to leave this board. You belong with ussss yessss…
Yup, and if you want to see what I am talking about, I’ll email you a link!.
I cheered when Owen Wilson’s character got his head lopped off by the fireplace in “The Haunting.” God, what a ridiculous movie. The suggestion that his (or any actor’s) lines are somehow sacred and untouchable and must be defended from “sillyfication”… I think I’d last maybe as much as a nanosecond on that board before getting banned.
To paraphrase what someone on this board once said, the stick up the moderator’s ass apparently has a stick up its ass.
If the actors are deified just by saying those words, just think how important the people that wrote those words are. By that reasoning the Writers Guild would need to start hiring extra security for the hacks that wrote “Dude, where’s my car?”
Bwaaaahahahahahahaha!
Jesus! There are more of them than I thought!
Will someone keep the pre-teens off the internet?!?!
Don’t they know what a vile place this is?
Won’t someone think of the…eh, screw it.
Apologies to Darwin’s Finch for stealing your mis-quote.
And I thought I was being original until I read the thread. :dubious: hmph.
You see, this is why we need more porn on the internet. If every single page has some form of porn on it then we won’t get any of these God-awful preteen sites, and as an added bonus we lose are the crazy religious zealots too. Win/win.
No, we’d get even more zealots. And they’d be more zealous in their zealotry, seeing as how they’d be able to see more offensive pictures.
:: insert image of drooling, panting religious figure ::
In the beginning there was the Underpants…
Yes, I know, straight to hell for that one.
I guess I always wanted to be remembered for something around here. Guess starting up the “stupid underpants game in Cafe Society,” in the words of Darkhold, is going to have to do. 
First post that ever broke 100 replies, and now it’s spawned a second thread.
I feel so…so…
…underpants.
Fixed it for you.
I just wanna see torie’s underpants.
This post has been UNDERPANTSED by the UNDERPPANTSER!
Getting your underpants in a twist. Duh.
A friend of mine and I have noticed that, the way that Owen Wilson acts, it’s like he’s NEVER seen the script for the film. It sounds like everyone else has their lines, and he just decided to make 'em up. Not that they’re anything wrong with that.
But it sometimes drags a movie. Everyone else seems so…crisp in their deliveries, and he is the antithesis of that.
Actually, Owen Wilson is a writer too.
He co-wrote Bottle Rocket, *Rushmore * and The Royal Tannenbaums.
He writes better than he acts.
He was also the associate Producer of As good as it gets.