[Homer Simpson]
“Mmmmmm…Ashley and Mary-Kate underpants…”
[/Homer Simpson]
“Form of… a thong!”
“Shape of… a sports bra!”
Now, come on, do you really think that either of the MK&A Duo knows what a thong is? (I’ve seen part of one of their movies. It was, um, for “research” purposes, yeah that’s it. Did you know that you can have your membership at a video store cancelled for trying to rent “All Anal Amatuers 1-27” and the complete Olsen twins video collection at the same time? Anyway, judging by the Olsen performances, they’re either the greatest actors the world has ever seen, or they’re as innocent as they appear.)
“There’s some underpants born every minute”
“I regret that I have one underpants to give to my country”
“Give me liberty, or give me underpants”
“Our underpants, who art in heaven” (goin to hell anyway) :eek:
“God bless my underpants”
“We hold these underpants to be self evident”
“Ich bin ein Underpantser”
I could go on, but probably shouldn’t.
Oh no! All underpants are NOT created equal. 
And if elected, I promise a chicken in every underpants.
I believe that one can purchase a pair of thongs from the “Mary-Kate and Ashley Collection” at Wal-Mart. The flip-flop kind, too.