Jesus didn’t give a damn about Gentiles.* Maybe all Christians should STFU?
- And please, no quotes from the Pauline NT to prove that he did.
Everyone knows that Jesus hates the Yankees.
Nope. That’s taken from Major League, as spoken by Pedro Cerbano (not sure on spelling the last name). Seems like there is also some discussion on whether Jesus can hit a curveball. But the most important lesson therein is that it is bad to take Jo-bu’s rum. Very bad.
Me either.
Don’t watch much boxing, do you?
furt, you must be blocking out football season for some reason. Football players in college and the NFL thank God/Jesus all the time.
He may not give a damn about sports, but I have it on good authority that Jesus is heavily involved in the selection process for Oscar and Grammy winners.
Yes, but they rarely (if ever) thank God/Jesus for the victory - usually only for keeping them healthy or giving them the ability to play.
I hear them thank God for victories all the time.
Even if they do, who cares.
Off hand, I’d say it’s because he’s been dead for over 2000 years. Fuck sakes, my grandfather’s only been dead for about two years and his fantasy baseball roster is for shit.
I find it obnoxious, the same as I find any uninvited preaching to be obnoxious. I’m not calling for any legislation against it, though.
Jesus Alou was a pretty good hitter. Besides…
Sport turns out a jolly good sort.
It’s an odd boy who doesn’t like sport.
Do you find it obnoxious if they thank their mother and father?
Why would I? That’s not preaching.
The existence of their mother and father is not up for debate.
So when someone says, “I want to thank God for making me really good at hitting homeruns” it’s a debate? I bet you’re a ton of fun at the sports bar.
Not as much fun as someone who constantly has to bring their Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ into every conversation.
it’s not preaching, and you know it.
I dunno, all the Mexicans I’ve ever known have been really into soccer.
I saw a comedian do a routine like that once.
“I’d like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get to the top” or something like that 