So athletes should STFU about Jesus during sporting events.
That is all.
So you’re saying Jesus was gay?
<Ogre>NERRRRRRRD!</Ogre>
So since George Washington didn’t care about television, we shouldn’t be watching PBS history specials?
Since Shakespeare didn’t care about twenty-year-old Jewish girls from New Jersey, I shouldn’t read Hamlet?
I think Jesus Shuttlesworth cares about sports a little.
And he’s got game, too!
Jesus did, however, care about proper analogies.
I believe He called them “parables!”
What do you mean Jesus didn’t give a damn about sports? I think I need to start an Athletic Jesus thread in GD.
He did wear that Lakers cap, but I thought it was just fashionable.
But his disciples were into sprinting…
I wish there was an animist superstar athlete who thanked the soul of the baseball for wanting to fly itself out of the ball park.
And St. Paul was the first track coach:
"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. "
This is pretty much the best post on this message board. Ever.
Jesus wants Notre Dame football to get the crap beat out of them. That’s why he sent them Charlie Weiss.
(That being said, I don’t know what ND did to piss Jesus off so bad. It wasn’t always that way.)
Jeff Stilson: “I’m trying to wean myself off sports, it’s too time consuming. I don’t watch football anymore, I gave that up. I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players always give credit to God, and the losers blame themselves. You know, just once I’d like to hear a player say, ‘Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.’”(cite)
He had another one about how even boxers thank Jesus. Something like, “Without Jesus I never would have been able to crush my opponent’s skull and render him brain dead.”
Thanks, BugMeNot2.
Obviously, they hired a disciple of the devil. 
Top 5, definitely. I may have to tag that, with author permission
Jesus was a baseball fan:
Job made a sacrifice.
Mary went to the well with a pitcher.
And the whole thing starts by describing what happened in the beeg-inning. (big inning).
I agree with the OP - Richard Jenni suggested that if winning quarterbacks thank Jesus, losing quarterbacks should blame him. (“It’s true, I fumbled because of Jesus - he hates us! Did you know he’s a Jew?”)