I missed that one, link anyone?
Heh. If I understand the red salamander’s MO correctly, he’d be more offended by people thinking he was a Jesus.
Here you go. Cunty Jesus fun for everyone!
Lissener reminds me of the character Jason in the webcomic Multiplex. McAlpin has cast pages where the character are asked what their five favorite movies are and Jason says: “I don’t like the word “favorite”…it implies that you’re only stating an opinion. I’ll tell you the five greatest movies ever made.”
A friend just sent me this link, and for some reason I feel compelled to post it in this thread… carry on!
Cunt: A Declaration of Independence
*Cunt * is a celebration, not only of cunts but of all life. Cunts are life, as are pricks, kneecaps, elbows, fingernails, the tails of tadpoles, redwood needles, and the sandy red soil we taste between foreteeth and tongue. Cunt explores this life, rolls this life gently between fingertips, more gently across the soft skin of lower belly, and more gently still between still-softer thighs. The book tells us—whole or scarred—how to live, as life tells us how to live, as our bodies tell us how to live, as fingertips, elbows, pricks, and cunts tell us how to live. As the soil tells us how to live. They’re all the same. Only different.
On the other hand…I saw Starship Troopers 3 already and it really, really, really sucked. Verhoeven is a hack.
This. Is priceless.
You know, I’ve avoided all the pilings-on of you, but you really are just a snarky, little person, aren’t you?
She said she found the c-word incredibly offensive, so I told her that’s a personal problem. Swearing in and of itself is not agains the rules here.
Oh, are you referring to the part where she said “leaving aside your use of the c-word”? You didn’t get the idea from that post that she left it aside, did you? Why did she fuck him for his elitism and misogyny? Why not just fuck him for his elitism?
twickster, I have no beef with you (except that you honestly seem to be at a point where you need to put lissener on ignore.) This QED idiot, though, Jesus . . . Jesus cunt!
Thanks, I try.
/Not really.
//OK, I do, just not this time.
///Slashies are fun.
You don’t seem to know how to take your own advice, do you? And I’m the idiot.
Because of his description of the customer:
Perhaps he’d have described a male customer in similarly contemptuous tones – but given what I’ve read of him over the years, I honestly don’t think so.
And yes, I should make more of an effort to ignore lissener, since he pisses me off so much.
twickster, there’s lots of people who would find using “Jesus” as an expletive, as you did in the title, exceedingly offensive. That “using the Lord’s name in vain” commandment thing. Why is lissener’s use the word “cunt” worse?
This is actually the single first time in my 45 years that anyone, anywhere, at any time, has called me a misogynist. It’s absurd enough to be hilarious. I’m gonna pull up a lawn chair, twicks, and wait for the product of your search for cites to back up this ludicrous suggestion. (For the record, I’ve made just as much fun of male plastic surgery victims as female, and nowhere in my OP did I make her gender an issue; only her taste and her surgery addiction.)
Very little around here is as entertaining as rage manufactured for its own sake.
Are you accusing lissener of being sexist? Believe me, he hates male asshole/clueless customers as much as he does asshole/clueless female customers.
And anyway, when it comes to comes to movies he likes, he is always right that they have merit. They may not be someone else’s cup of tea, but that doesn’t make him wrong.
It’s when he doesn’t like a movie that I don’t trust his opinion. At all. He hates some of my favorite films.
(On edit, lissener beat me to it.)
No, see, twickster seems to have a history of being irritated by lissener. Much as you’d probably like to think otherwise, I just don’t notice you very often. You’re insignificant.
Eh, no, I’d prefer you didn’t at all, actually. Thanks.
Yanno, I think that’s the bottom line here. He does irritate me. And I do think he’s a misogynistic asshole, but I’m not going to piss myself off – and amuse him – by spending even five minutes reading his posts to find evidence of that, so I’ll just bow out.
Mods, go ahead and close this puppy. Bile spent.
I thought so.
How’s about an example of you doing exactly what you’re castigating twickster for, hmm? Will that do for ya, cupcake? Gonna claim that’s never happened, are you?
Eh, who cares what a bunch of delusional jesus-freaks mind? :dubious: