I really hate people who wear t-shirts with “Jesus Loves You” on them. What is their problem???
Would it bother you if their shirt said “Jesus doesn’t Love You”?
How about “Jesus wants to kick your ass”?
I suppose they (and me) are Glad Jesus loves them.
You wouldn’t wear a shirt with your loved one’s name on it?
I don’t care how much Jesus professes to love me, I’m still not putting out on the first date. I’m just not that kind of guy.
Yeah!
And, I also hate people who put rants in the wrong forum!
Wow. You literally “hate” them? Or do you hate the fact they wear their faith on their sleeve, so to speak.
I usually reserve my hatred for terrorists and their ilk, not for people who wear clothing that I don’t like or have faiths other than my own. But to each his own.
Happy
You clearly have time-management skill deficiencies! If you work at it, you too can hate more! Its just a question of applying yourself! 
Jesus doesn’t love me. I slept with his mom. :smack:
Jesus loves you.
Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
-Dirty
I don’t understand wearing anyone’s name on my clothing, be it religious figures, loved ones or designers. When Anne Klein starts wearing my name on her clothes, then I will think about it.
Jesus loves me
This I know
Because the Koran
Tells me so.
ROFLMSAO! Man, you are so going to hell…
one of my close friends (an extremely conservative christian) put “have a nice day, please, and Jesus loves you!” in her email signature, so every time she emails me, i have to see that. i’m a very stubborn wiccan, and she knows what i believe and that i have no intention of converting, but the “Jesus loves you” doesn’t offend me all that much. sure, i get really annoyed during her long speeches (the girl can talk forever without taking a breath, and i’m rather quiet) that almost always draw in religion, but saying “Jesus loves you” is harmless. sometimes i tease her by replying “Satan/Cernunnos/Cthulu/Ganesha/etc. loves you,” but she’s a Jesus freak. yep, of all people, she picked me (the insane bisexual wiccan) as a friend. funny how the world works, isn’t it?
I saw a little kid once, wearing a t-shirt that looked at first as if it said “He-Man and the Masters of the Universe,” but on closer inspection said “Jesus is the Only Master of the Universe.” My problem with taking any firmly held belief and putting it onto a t-shirt or a bumper sticker is that it trivializes your belief by bringing an al-ecompassing faith in God’s grandeur down to the level of a fondness for the Beatles. Or He-Man.
I also saw a t-shirt once, worn by someone who was at a baseball game with a church group, that said, “Gonna live forever if the good die young.” A bunch of the group-members were wearing these shirts, and had obviously had them printed for some occasion. Why would a church group advertise being bad? (Please don’t suggest that it was some kind of tacit acknowledgement of the stain of original sin that we all carry within us; Southern Baptists are not, as a rule, that theologically sophisticated.)
Plus I’m reminded of someone (I disremember who it was) who said in some context, “I was in danger of verbalizing my moral impulses out of existence.” I don’t think they were talking about t-shirts, but the point is there.
So does Barney.
… but Ronaldo nets the rebound!
(sorry, thought it said Jesus saves)
My favourite t-shirt:
I do believe you then have testicular fever. I hear she got around a lot. You know, what with the scandalous stories involving God an all.
Jesus doesn’t love me.
He never calls.
He never writes.
He always made me buy dinner.
And, honestly, the sex was lousy.
-Stil
“I hate the people who love me, and they hate me!”
–Bender, Futurama