He hated big business and capitalism. (The dirty ol’ money changers)
He gave away free stuff. (Wine at the wedding, and free loaves and fishes, and more)
He let couples co-habit, and might (likely) have done so himself. (Mary, who was a babe)
He wore funny clothing. And probably had kinky, bushy hair
He said not to seek revenge, so he probably been a gun grabber, (Let god do it)
He assumed he knew everything, and had no problem talking about it.
He said you should pay everybody the same, no matter how much they worked.
He loved evertbody.
I think he would’ve been a Green, and voted for Nader.
I think Jesus must have been a pretty cool guy.
I’m pretty sure I would’ve like him.
Peace,
mangeorge
Well, it’s easy to give away wine if you can make it from water. I can make pee from water, and give it away freely to any who ask. No, nobody has asked yet.
He was a member of the Liberal Party? That’s what “big-L liberal” means to me…
I agree. Though I think that in practical terms, Adam Smith and the scientific method have had a better track record for bringing peace, prosperity, and plenty to mankind.
Jesus: Don’t be an ass
The rest of the world: Sure thing, Jesus. ten seconds later Someone get me a rope to string up this usurous Jew!
No, it’s the same as typing He, when you refer to Him.
Which, if you read my OP, I don’t actually trouble to do.
I was making a funny. 
I’ve always thought Jesus was a hippie. With the hair and the beard and all.
How could the J man not have been a liberal? His stance was to love everyone. Didn’t mean he necessarily accepted everyone’s actions (love the sinner, hate the sin and all), but as permissiveness of lifestyle goes, he’s probably pretty close to the top.
If he had been pressed or stoned instead of crucified, would christians wear little piles of stones on gold chains?
My dad’s always talked about getting a bumper sticker that says “Jesus was a social activist liberal” on it. Think he would’ve carried protest signs way back in the day?
Not only a liberal, but a bleeding-heart liberal. (Literally so, thanks to a Roman soldier with a lance).
If he finds one… let me know, I want one too. LOL
mangeorge - Don’t completely agree with your list, but you raise a good point.
All the Jesus freaks, all the nutcases who insist on inserting Jesus in the classroom and invoking Jesus every time they get…they have the slightest idea of what this guy’s life was like?
He did have some pretty weird ideas, though…that give-everything-away-and-follow-me bit was just kooky. So I wouldn’t classify him as a liberal, more like a radical with conservative tendencies. Or vice-versa. (Hey, it’s religion, it’s not supposed to be easy to understand! :D)
Can anyone confirm who Jesus voted for in 04’?
He threw his vote away on a 3rd party candidate.
Back in the '80s, a lot of people loved Evertbody.
Dunno,I always heard he was into swords,self mutilation and setting families against one another.
Liberals certainly don’t have a monopoly on that!
True. But we’re usually right, unlike those others.
Peace,
mangeorge
Jesus was also an irishman:
- He hung out with the lads.
- He turned water into wine.
- He lived with his mother until he was thirty.
- His mother thought he was a saint.
- He would swear up & down that his mother was a virgin.
Oy! you just described a jew! Which is what he was.
Give me a break. Not the leg, the arm!
But he wasn’t a tree hugger, though. Just ask the fig tree he cursed.