Jewel Eye: Staring down the beryl (July Mini-Rants)

I look forward to that, if it’s true. I know that that cheap bastard will never pay me a dime for it, like it or no. The only question is whether he’ll chug his weak tea before or after.

And as for this happening on tonight’s Late Show, maybe that alone will shove the cheap lies back up “iiAndyiii”s well used ass and back up out of his liver lips.

Like Buckwheats Pancakes.