Jewish influence over the president candidates (Trump and Clinton)

Obligatory old joke:

A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading antiSemitic newspaper.

A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader.

“Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading that rag”?

Moshe replied, "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty.

So I switched to this paper… now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better"!

Zev Steinhardt

What does any of this have to do with anyone being Jewish? Do you believe Jewish Americans are unable or less able to be loyal Americans?

That’s just plain silly. We would be offshoring jobs to China no matter what age his wife was when she moved here.

Given the quality of the Chinese sleeper-agent program, I must agree. First they got her installed as Secretary of Labor, then as the wife of the Senate Minority Leader. And only Rense and Progress Kentucky were able to spot the danger.

I dunno. It *is *kind of suspicious that a woman who looks like that (okay, any woman) would marry Mitch McConnell.

Damning evidence, indeed.

Well, I for one question some of Israel’s policies, and don’t really like their theocratic leanings, but it’s got nothing to do with The Judaism, The Jew, or anything else related to The Specific religion. But I also tend to have a strong dislike for all religion, and think it has no place driving policy.

For those reasons, I wish we were a little less in love with Israel, but I am sure I could find a number of other US allies (Saudi Arabia?) that would meet the same criteria.

And FWIW, I am currently rooting for Bernie because I suspect he would agree with me on most of the above.

Thank God* we didn’t elect Al Smith back in '24.

*that’s what a Cabinet meeting would’ve looked like with Al as President.

All righty, then.

Go wild in the Pit.

How many swastikas do you have displayed in your home?

Dude, if you still have to practice being Jewish after all this time, you’re never going to get it.

Turns out dual loyalty is contagious !!!1

Right. That’s probably why he stopped practicing. That’s why I stopped. But I’m thinking of starting up again so I’ll be more influential.

Cool, The Pit. Dear Fuckwad, will you please explain the forehead-slappy icon here? What does it mean?

That was fast.

Great, more to feel guilty about.
Thanks, El_Kabong. May you turn into a kugel, and may a cat eat you!

Eh, apparently if you’re even vaguely related to someone tentatively Jewish, you’re good to go. I mean, you’re in on it. Either way :).

Overall, the world’s doing pretty well, especially for those of us living in the West and in a first world country. I hope Jews do control the world, they’ve done a damn fine job of it. I hope they continue to control the world for a few thousand more years.

Is it ?

Haim Saban is an is an Israeli and American media proprietor and investor who have supported Hillary Clinton. He’s donated a total of $3 million to the presidential campaign of Hillary.

Saban, a long-time supporter and donor of many pro-Jewish and Israel causes, has stated his main goal in multiple interviews: “I’m a one-issue guy, and my issue is Israel.”

I’m not sure I recall a post that brought together such a diverse, and usually opposed, group of posters with aligned rebuttals. Well done!