There you are, happily riding the train with your son, when all of a sudden the worm virus explodes in your head and you start singing. You’re not even fully aware of the jingle leaving your mouth until your son says:
“What is that your singing?”
*Peak Freans are a very serious cookie.
They’re made for grown-up tastes.
Peak Freans are much to good to give to children.
Oh, they’re serious. Very serious.
Peak Freans are an extraordinarily serious cookie. . .*
Or the one that I taught both kids, because I’m a bad mom.
My beer is Reingold the dry beer.
Think of Reingold whenever you buy beer.
It’s refreshing-- not sweet.
It’s the extra dry treat.
Won’t you try extra dry
Reingold beeeeeeeeer!
And this one, which nobody but me remembers:
Soon’s I leave you alone (Baby Thataway)
Off you go on your own (Baby Thataway)
What’s a mother to do? (Baby Thataway)
Do with a dickens like you? (Baby Thataway)
Get into trouble and then
Back into trouble again.
You scoot and scat away
Baby Thataway.
I think everybody’s got one or two of these worm’s in their brain. Norton’s or McAfee? Which is best for this?