If you watched ANY television in the 1980s, you’re all infected! One new exposure – new outbreak!
To wit:
“Hamburger. Filet O Fish. Quarter Pounder. French Fries. Icy Coke. Thick Shakes. Sundaes and Apple Pies. And the cup ran away with the spoon.”
Now if I can only remember how the “quack quack waddle waddle” one goes.
“We are Nippersinkers, We’re in luck,
If it rains all week just pretend your a duck!
Wack Wack Waddle Waddle Wack Wack Waddle Waddle…”
I made everyone in the room hate me last weekend by uttering one sentence …
I’m really glad they made the Children’s Aid Society.
For McDonald’s, I always find myself singing the one where the little girl is at her piano recital, playing Fur Elise.
…and I can have my big choc-o-late shake
And cheese-bur-ger
And also fries.
…and I will eat
them all myself
and not give any
to my dumb brother!
“Monnnn-chichi Monchichi. Oh so soft and cuddly
<something something something> neat
fun to wiggle their little feet
Happy Happy Monchichi!”
> With a thumb in their mouth they’re really < neat.
My Buddy! My Buddy!
My Buddy and me.
This one may be from the '70s-- King Vitamin, have breakfast with the King!
Lot’s of exclamation points back then.
I still have TV jingles from the 1950s stuck in my head. One that just won’t leave:
I’m today’s new Muriel, the fine cigar…
You were just a “me-too” tag-along tomboy making a scene,
Then I turned around and found a homecoming queen!
Little sister, you know I’m gonna miss her,
Cause we grew up together, McDonalds and You.
How can anyone forget:
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesamse seed bun? I used to be able to do it backwards just like in the commercial.
What sort of bizarre meme have I opened up?
“Time for timer!
I hanker for a hunka
a slab or slice or chunka
I hanker for a hunka…cheese!”
“Let me tell you 'bout the Guzzlers.
They’re just about the most amazing cars I’ve ever seen
They run on water - guzzle it down like it was gasoline!”
“A is for Apple
J is for Jack
Cinnamon toasy Apple Jacks!”
“Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don’t
Almond Joy’s got nust
<deep voice> Mounds don’t”
Sometimes you feel like a nut,
Sometimes you don’t!
Almond Joy got nuts
Mounds don’t.
Almond Joy got real milk chocolate, coconut and cruncy nuts too!
Mounds got real milk choclolate and chewy coconut.
OOooooOOo!
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
Sometimes you don’t.
Yeah! Ooooo!
Peter Paul Almond Joy’s got nuts
Peter Paul Mounds don’t.
Becauuuuuuse
Sometimes you feel like a nut!
Sometimes you don’t!
Do you remember which soft drink was the ‘uncola’. . aaaahahahaha.?
And then of course: Kid Sister! Kid Sister! Kid Sister and me.
'It’s crisp and clean, with no caffiene. Never had it – Hmm-heh – never will!"
When I was a wee black boy wanting a deep voice, I desperately wanted Geoffrey Holder’s laugh. AAAAHAHAHA HA.
So cool.
“Kawasaki lets the good time roll
Kawasaki lets the good time roll
Get aboard, get away
and you’re gonna say
Let the good times roll.”
Whoopdeedo for my Subaru!
buyyyyyyyyyyyyy Mennen.
More Timer…
"Since 6 o’clock last night
you havn’t eaten a bite
c’mon I’ll show you why
that’s really not the way
For a growing kid
to start a busy day.
We’re inside your body
and this noisey, empty space
is your stomach getting angry
cause there’s no food in the place.
Let’s find some food Fast!
Hey, here’s orange juice
and milk and fruit
just waiting to be taken
and bless my soul
right here’s a bowl
with one cold piece of steak in.
A hard boiled egg
or chicken leg
or cheese or luncheon meat
or a peanut butter sandwhich
any time of day’s a treat.
So to keep you mom from grumbling
and stop your stomach rumbling
and keep your legs from stumbling
when you praaaaaaay (had to keep religion in there you know)
You gotta eat some kind of breakfast every day!
A piece of toast
and one of these
some peanut butter
or a slice of cheese
Milk or juice to wash it down
Have a fast fast quick fastest breakfast in town!