Job opening: Imperial Concubine

[Guinastasia]

@Anne Neville

The tsars of Russia, up until the 19th century, usually married women of noble but not royal rank. Peter the Great’s second wife’s father was probably a Lithuanian peasant (there’s not much documentation, so we don’t know for sure).

And most likely her mother-wasn’t Catherine I (his first wife, who became empress after he died) basically a camp follower?

[Cerowyn]

@Quartz

Pardon me, but isn’t there the problem of Divine Precedent? Don’t the Japanese Royal Family claim descent from the goddess Ameterasu?

It’s Amaterasu[-ō-mi-kami], and to answer your question: not any more. And, the descent was actually from her son, who was the first to conquer Japan (and his son, her grandson, was Jimmu-tenno, the first Emperor).

[Scissorjack]

@cabdude

“Err, yeah, Prime Minister? Yeah, could you go out and score me some tail? Err, for the good of the country, you understand.”

Prince Tommy’s remarks are even funnier if you read them aloud in Mayor Quimby’s voice.

[Ponder_Stibbons]

By any chance, has The Dave Chapelle Show recently been translated into Japanese?

“I’m Prince Tomohito, bitch!”

[Anne_Neville]

@Guinastasia

And most likely her mother-wasn’t Catherine I (his first wife, who became empress after he died) basically a camp follower?

Catherine was his second wife, and yes she was basically a camp follower (and not much is known about her parents, but they both were most likely peasants). Peter the Great’s first wife was Eudoxia, who he had shut in a convent when he got tired of her.