I get 15% of all the stuff we sell.
The Employee Purchase Plan lets me advance purchase up to $900 worth of merchandise, and then 1/18 of that amount is taken from every paycheck pre-taxed.
Free uniforms. I’m allowed to look as dorky as humanly possible at no cost to myself!
Free health insurance.
Lots and lots of permanent Sharpies in all colors.
As many free blisters, back aches, paper cuts, broken and dirty fingernails, pulled muscles, box opener cuts and bruises as I want.
Head to toe grime at the end of the day.
So basically, I leave work covered in bruises and cuts, dirty and smelly and sore in the ugliest possible outfit known to humankind. But my bed is really comfy and I have cool furniture, so it all evens out, I guess.