Didn’t read it once.
Too often these things can sound
like Penthouse letters. 
My dating history:
3 boys, 2 girls, one transman
girls just kiss better.
That’s three boys and one
girl more than I’ve dated,
andygirl. Hate you;)
I think that someone
is extremely envious.
He needs a girlfriend.
I have got to get
to 5,000 posts somehow.
Might as well be here:)
[sub]Now I KNOW you ain’t
offering, Nocturne, honey,
so why bring it up?:)[/sub]
The homo is home
rejoicing throughout the land
must go to sleep now
This brain’s not working
So I’ll abandon haiku
and opt for rhymed verse
Joey Hemlock
Online he’s an irresistible force -
a terrible but wondrous flirt
But to me he’ll always be Joey
wearing that Animal shirt
The one he wore that special night
(it’s since received good press)
When I got down on bended knee
and Tonya said ‘yes, yes, yes’
For I now owe him a special debt
And I’m not sure how I’ll pay
For the tender moment was forever caught
As joeyhemlock saved the day
The person asked to capture the scene
on film just disappeared
But without thought Joey snapped the camera up
and clicked while others cheered
So I publicly declare him a hero
Though it’s regrettably late
I have two simply wonderful pics
of my love, so thank you mate!