By night I seek you in chat,
you maven, you irresistable hunk
of cyber man- you burn my heart, you lunk
and I lie awake at night wondering where you are at
For verily, I seek you, my sweet
In my mind you are built
like a hemlock that does not wilt
in the burgeoning summer heat
An early memory: Joey stating
that he wished he had a vagina.
More’s the pity that he doesn’t.
'Cause I’d be all over him.
[sub]How’s that, Joey? ;)[/sub]
Oh andygirl, my andygirl,
i’ve hungered so to hear
That you want me as I want you,
(I’m smiling ear to ear!)
I’ve loved you since I met you,
you’re really so damn hot
I curse the day that I was born
and the lord made me sans twat.
::thinks that Sans Twat would be a good name for a ban::
Here, toss this up there at the end of the word ban: D
BAND. Not ban. Whateva.
Rasa, lovely Rasa dear,
Your mind is thinking fast
(although your post ain’t poetry–
get off your lazy ass!)
you’re the one girl that i think of
as I fade off into sleep
and dream of licking at your nose
to hear that sexy “Eep!”
So, “we love you Joey” isn’t enough anymore? You want poetry as well?
I’m not sure how these things are done
in the land down under,
so, reprise, please forgive me,
if this thread’s a silly blunder.
This poetry – this thread for me
may seem like so much greed
but you’re so clearly beautiful
“I love you”'s all I need.
Joey, you are the
singular reason as to
why I post at night
Did you hear about
the pot-heads that revolted?
It was a high coup.
I’m with rep…what, smooching you ain’t good enough anymore? 
Oh Joey you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind
One monster is a chick.
One has a dick.
Clarification
is most immensely helpful
in cases like that.
jayjay 
Okay, you two. Just get a room.
You both are getting cloying.
When two kids talk like this
it starts to get annoying.
Andygirl, I know you’re gay.
Honestly, I buy it.
But are you sure you don’t like guys
if you won’t even try it?
Look at Anne Heche—she was gay last year
and now she is engaged.
Who knows how much fun you could have
once your hormones get enraged?
Just lay back and grit your teeth
and let him use his dong.
I know Joey and I know
it won’t take him very long.
I will like the boys
when boobies stop being so
damn entertaining
[Homer Simpson, approximately]
I’m fading away. These used to be C cups!
[/Homer Simpson, approximately]
clitoris, boobies
fingers and tongue, oral sex
quietgirl here soon.
[sub]this was probably uncalled for.[/sub]
But you told me . . .
it was last year, though . . .
ah yes, but now I remember exactly what you said.
[sub]“You have an incredibly sexy chest.” -andygirl’s words to me one day long ago.[/sub]
I guess my boobies are entertaining:D
Nope, a perfectly fine haiku. It has 17 syllables. I counted. Three times.
Oh, crap. These were all
to be haikus? Ouch. I goofed . . .
and disturbed the flow.
And to “But are you sure you don’t like guys/if you won’t even try it?”:
Someone needs to read
his “andy’s dating histoire”
two or three more times.