John Cusack IS Rush Limbaugh

Ok, I thought casting Cusack as Nixon was unbelievable , now I see that he has cast himself as, of all people, Rush Limbaugh in an upcoming bio pic. If he doesn’t wear a fat suit, it will be a test of the imagination, like when college kids used to perform a Peanuts play, and Snoopy would just be a kid in a white sweatshirt. At any rate, I hope he’ll include the scene where RL gets his maid to buy his dope for him. That’s comedy gold.

Predicting the film depicts Rush’s heretofore unknown bubbly secretary who has a lisp.

In other news, Chuck Norris is casting himself to play President Obama with Charles Barkley making his acting debut as Dennis Kucinich in the upcoming buddy film, “The Prez and Denny K”