This is especially funny coming from Northern Piper. 
I’ve heard he blows on the halfpipe, too.
Oh geez it was bad enough with Bill Clinton and the saxophone - now John Kerry with bagpipes !!! Could he possibly have picked a more embarassing, horrible-sounding instrument to play?
What’s that saying about bagpipes ?
“The ill wind that nobody blows good”
And NorthernPiper, just to be bipartisan, could you get a photo of “Dubya” doing a kazoo concerto ?