Awww, you were just jealous that he quit sniffing yours! 
Is he the guy who’s fucked truckloads of celebrity women and then said snarky things about them in the press? Or am I thinking of someone else?
Just saw them in Hartford on Tuesday night. Impressed.
Yes, the list of celebs he’s dated is quite long…Taylor Swift, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Katy Perry. I remember him saying something douchey about Jessica Simpson being dynamite in the sack.
I like Mayer, but “Your Body is a Wonderland” makes me throw up.
Stole your girlfriend, huh? Tough break, bro.
Just saw Mayer play with Dead & Company at the Gorge tonight, and his blues guitar stole the show.