John Mccain offers up wife to bikers for a topless beauty contest.

HuffPo

I can only imagine that the Senator had no idea how raunchy the Miss Buffalo Chip contest really is. I think this could be the beginning of an interesting ternd, though. Lets have all those First Lady candidates pop those things out. The more you know and all that. I think it would have helped Dennis Kucinich, for sure.

Canada’s had wild First Ladies.

And what if Hillary had won?

Well, that just goes to show how he’s not an Elitist. Can’t wait to see Cin’s new tats!