As reported by Reuters, Republican presidential candidate John McCain has enlisted the help of smear merchants from the 2004 campaign, the so-called Swift Boaters. He hated them then; he likes them now. In 2004, McCain denounced the Swift Boaters’ ads against John Kerry as "'dishonest and dishonorable". But alas, since his attempt at withdrawing from federal funding failed because he had tied the money to a loan, he apparently finds them newly honest and honorable, gladly accepting both their support and their donations — nearly $70,000 so far from nine of Swift Boat’s largest funders. In a conference call yesterday, McCain dragged in the infamous Bud Day, one of the meaner and more vociferous 2004 Swifties to spit at General Wesley A. Clark, a four star General whose military service spanned nearly forty years, and included service as Supreme Allied Commander of European forces during the successful Bosnia and Kosovo operations.
I’m reminded of a scene from Caddyshack, when Rodney Dangerfield is examining hats in the pro shop, ridiculing their frumpish style until he detects his nemesis standing behind him wearing the same hat. Dangerfield turns to him feigning surprise, “Oh, it looks good on you, though!”, and with a roll of his eyes, he tosses the hat back on its rack. Apparently, John McCain, who ridiculed Swift Boat attacks on John Kerry in 2004 thinks they look good on Barack Obama in 2008. His plan backfired, however, since with his usual keen sense of bad timing, he unleashed it on the day Obama gave an historical and universally praised speech on patriotism that included a condemnation of Swift Boat tactics. No wonder McCain’s attempt to make something of nothing failed yesterday to resonate with voters as Obama’s overnight Gallup tracking poll numbers climbed another percentage point.
Suggestions for debate: (1) Has McCain yet reached the depths of his moral depravity, or will he dig deeper to find even more hypocrisy within himself? (2) Is Bud Day dishonoring his own notable military achievements (including a Medal of Honor) by using them as credentials to selectively smear patriotic Americans for political purposes? (3) Is this the precursor to a re-emergence of hate tactics from the right, just as Obama had predicted we would see?
In my opinion, McCain could not be more sinister in how he has conducted his campaign — from laughable charges of flip-flopping (made so by his own guilt) to the shameless solicitation of any and all who will give him a dollar or an endorsement. Bud Day is, like McCain, a confused and doddering old man driven by a spirit of meanness, and using one symbol to desecrate another. And I believe the Republicans have only just begun their shit-slinging. Luckily, this time it will fail because they face a candidate in Barack Obama who is smarter and more savvy than all of them combined. He is like Neo with one hand behind his back, calmly slapping down a thousand Agents Smith as they come out of alleys and sewers to attack him.