How about the president and CEO of Wawa, Dick Wood? His signature’s on every cup!
How about the president and CEO of Wawa, Dick Wood? His signature’s on every cup!
Stupid refreshing.
I served in the Navy with a guy named Richard Lipp. Poor fella.
On a similar note, I’d always thought it’d be funny to run a campaign for a candidate with the last name “Head.” Think of the possibilities: pins passed on election day reading, I Gave Head[sub] my support[/sub], and those stupid lawn signs reading, Help Get Head In Office or Give Head [sub]Your Vote[/sub]. The publicity!
my name isn’t Kirk, but I grew up named Daniel in a time when the Karate Kid movies were pretty popular. I didn’t find it terribly annoying, but a lot of people insisted on calling me Daniel-san.
I feel I should be embarrassed by my lack of knowledge here…
Why is Mike Hunt funny?
My own first name, Brandy, is of course fodder for complete strangers to sing to me.
And they all think that I’ve never heard the song before, and certainly that no one else has been as clever as them, when they sing it to me.
~J
Say it out loud to yourself, Jaade, you might get it then.
[sub]If not, when broken down into syllables, it sounds like…well, to be non-crude, it sounds like a possessive pronoun and a vulgar synonym for vagina. 
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Try it this way, Jaade…
Mi…KeHunt.
The joke was even spelled out in the fifth post.
Hehehe. 
On a similar note, my sister Jennifer was a teen when *Forrest Gump[\i] was released. The guys she hung out with were constantly saying, [Gump voice]“Why don’t you love me, Jen-nee?”[\Gump voice] She got tired of that pretty quickly!
A friend of mine in Miami actually gave me the page out of her Homestead, FL phone book – that I carried around with me for years until it got lost somewhere – with the name listed of Pud Fudphucker.
She insisted it was real. And I did see him listed in more than one year’s phone book. You’d think the phone company would have pulled it if it wasn’t real.
Don’t feel bad Jaade , we had two friends that made the trip to Aiken with us that fateful weekend, a married couple. After two days of incessant Mike Hunt puns, everything was quite for the last hour or so of the ride home, then my friends wife burst into laughter in the silence. After 28 hours of Mike Hunt jokes she finally got it.
My friend is in the British army and his name is Richard Head. Although he is an officer, he is a little hesitant to become Major one day. (Major Dick Head)
A long time ago I knew a girl called Charity Case. Not in the same league as messers Hunt or Mopper but funny nonetheless 
Ohh…
Ohh, I see…
Dryga_Yes, it might have been spelled out, but I simply thought that was the punchline of some long, elaborate joke that I didn’t know.
[QUOTE=Mike Litterst]
These protesters hope to be along the parade route on Inauguration Day and then to march the next day from the Trump International Hotel on Pennsylvania Avenue toward the White House. But they say they’ve been hampered by the National Park Service, which almost a year ago blocked off key sites for use by the Presidential Inaugural Committee.
Mike Litterst, a Park Service spokesman, says this is the process that’s been used for previous inaugurations. And that until Trump’s Inaugural Committee decides what property it does and doesn’t need for the festivities, the Park Service is unable to approve permits for the more than 20 other groups that have requested use of those sites.
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Might be his real name.
I know this has been posted on the Dope before, but the late inventor Bill Lear named one of his daughters Crystal Shanda Lear.
Not dirty, but one could argue over whether or not it was a particularly clever pun.
This made me laugh a lot.
I went to school with a very nice young lady named Starr. Her surname was Luckey. The surname, first name, at roll call was a bit jarring the first few times you heard it.
Mason Jarr and Ava Cato are some of the other silly ones I remember seeing over the years.
Really, folks? This thread is going on 14 years old!