It’s a trap!
Iraqi Information Minister jokes.
aLL YouR Base ARE BELONg to Us.
Actually, I still think this is damn funny!
Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore.
Here you go: http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm
In my house, we’re fans of the anime series 3x3 Eyes, so Joel’s favorite new thing to say is, “When come back, bring Pai.”
We’re still easily amused 
Band name!
“Nucular.”
i still find these funny, especially with the “it’s a tarp” variation.
“I just ate a bug.”
“Protein!”
A ghost floats through a bar…
…looking for Boos.
[sub]Bada-bump.[/sub]
<BANG>
Sorry, Dooku had to be shot for that last one.
macabresoul
Why do you call the OP your son? Unless it is my father talking I get very pissed off at any one referring to me as ‘my son’. I feel it is very condescending to me and somewhat insulting to my father.
Is it not considered condescending in California? As you can see from my location, it would be useful for me to know before I get pissed at someone for a cultural difference in the use of that phrase.
Most hockey teams are done for the season. Most of the hockey players are doing other things, possibly playing golf. However, this has been the state of affairs for quite a while now, and the jokes just aren’t funny anymore. Just let it go until next year.
Hmmm. Well, calling someone “my son” wouldn’t be considered condescending in Texas. It would be used in reference to a man who was younger than you, and would be taken as a compliment – well, maybe that’s an overstatement; it’s more like the cashier at the grocery calling you “hon”.
I was just going to say that all blonde jokes have been beaten to death…
I’ll just leave now and let you guys duke it out.
The bear and hunter joke.
But I still laugh whenever I hear it. 
ALL of 'em. Thanks to the internet, if you want an original joke you have to think it up yourself.
I guess this means the terrorists have won . . .
Oh, my god, I’m so sorry. How dare I still enjoy a movie even though it’s been years since I first saw it?
Carrottop references?
Unless of course you want to see Carrottop himself as a joke that ought to be beaten to death.
Look at that! I’ve just contradicted my own self.
I swear to OG the fact that no one has mentioned OG makes OG angry! OG SMASH!
It was funny when turdboy keep making that typo ages ago, but it has been way overused since then. No longer funny.
Ugh, I feel your pain. My GF is always saying my room is too hot, and I reply with that tired old line everytime. I can’t help it, it’s a fucking reflex by now.
The whole ham§ster thing. Enough already.
Puns in newspaper headlines. “’[town name] going to the – dogs!’ And the article is about a DOG SHOW!! Wow! I sure didn’t see THAT coming!!” :rolleyes:
Puns anywhere, as a matter of fact.
My god! Won’t anyone think of the CHILDREN?