I’ve got a couple that I’ve always thought fall into this category:
Two black men from New York are traveling through Alabama, and check into a hotel for the night. After a couple hours of watching television, one says to the other, “Hey, why don’t we call the front desk and ask them to send up a couple white girls?”
The second man, horrified, replies, “Ask for white girls in Alabama? They’ll KILL us!”
Confused, the first man answers, “But I just want to make love to them, not go to school with them!”
A Chinese man and a Jewish man are sitting on adjacent bar stools. After several drinks, the Jewish man stands up and, without warning, hauls off and decks the Chinese man, knocking him off his stool.
The Chinese man stands up, rubbing his jaw, and asks, “What the hell was that for?!”
“That’s for bombing Pearl Harbor!”
“Pearl Harbor? You idiot! The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor! I’m Chinese!”
“Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese — it’s all the same to me!” explains the Jew.
Grumbling, the Chinese man returns to his stool and drink. A few minutes later, he turns and punches the Jewish man in the nose, knocking him to the floor.
“Okay,” says the Jewish man, “What was that for?”
“That’s for sinking the Titanic!”
“The Titanic? An iceberg sank the Titanic!”
“Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg …”