Offendapalooza! Let's post our most tasteless jokes here

OH! HELL!!! … Let’s Offend Everybody!

Q. What’s the Cuban National Anthem?

A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A. A different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?

A. Sum Ting Wong .

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?

A. Because they’re not going to work in the future either.

Q. Why do Driver’s Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?

A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal … along with a recipe.

Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the ‘F’ word?

A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, ‘BINGO!’

Q. What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???

A. A northern fairytale begins, …‘Once upon a time…’

A southern fairytale begins, … ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this crap.’

Q. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?

A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United States

Ah. I thought this was going to be an Ofvendahlspalooza.

I feel I should make up for laughing at racist jokes by posting jokes about my own ethnic, but I can’t think of any funny Jew jokes. Feel free.

You want an incredibly offensive Jewish joke? No problem:[spoiler]What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.[/spoiler]And I win the thread.

This is not mine, it was posted here a couple weeks ago, but is now my favorite tasteless joke.

What is the difference between jam and marmalade? You can’t marmalade your cock up your wife’s ass.

I’d like to go on record as stating that this thread is doomed to drama and it was probably a really bad idea to start.

And to add this:

How do you treat a woman who’s been struck by a car?

What the fuck’s a car doing in the kitchen?

What do you call the disgusting piece of skin attached to a vagina?

A woman

What’s better than fucking 26 year olds?

Fucking twenty-one 6 year olds

I always suggest the second joke to my friends when they’re meeting their girlfriend’s parents for the first time. But you have to change the age to their daughter’s age. It’s a great ice breaker.

Why did the Jews wander the desert for 40 years?

Someone dropped a quarter.

Who invented copper wire?

Two Jews fighting over a penny.

What do you get when you cross a Black with a Gypsy ?

A kid too lazy to steal.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You’ve already told her twice.

What do you say to a black Jew?

Get to the back of the oven

The last time we had a tasteless joke thread, this one came up, and I have to say it is absolutely the most offensive West Virginia joke I’ve ever heard. I’m so pleased to be able to share it with you.*

How does a West Virginia mother know when her daughter is having her period?

Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

  • I’m from West Virginia, so I’m allowed.

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm.

I forget the rest of the joke, but your mom’s a whore.

How do you castrate a man in West Virginia?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

So, I’m doin’ this chick from behind and I pull out and stick my cock in her ass. She looks back and says, “That’s a little presumptuous.”

So, I say to her, “That’s an awful big word for a ten-year old.”

What’s easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls, or a truck full of dead babies?

The dead babies - you can use a pitch fork

What’s the first thing a woman says after sex in Tennessee?

“Get off me Pa, you’re crushing my smokes.”

/Tennessee resident

What’s the difference between jam and jelly?You can’t jelly your dick into a four-years-old’s mouth.
Read em all. There’s something to offend everyone.

What separates man from animal ?

The Mediterranean Sea.