wow How dull and expected of you.
Oh my goodness gracious, yes!
Well, for heaven’s sake, of course!
Frankly, I’m gonna miss Rumsfeld’s over the top pronouncements and answering of his own questions.
Oh, and the OP is a fuckwit.
So, you’re saying you don’t have a comeback for elucidator’s finely crafted and, if I may say so, jaunty taunt?
OK, OK, I admit it. As insults go, elucidator’s little taunt is … underwhelming. Much like everything you’ve posted so far. So in fact, his post was right on the money.
Fuckwit.
Newcrasher, I’m starting to see you like Adam Sandler from SNL… I think it must have been from this “Gapardy” sketch:
That doesn’t make the remark any less true.
pictures Jon Stewart giving a blowjob Mmmm, that’s hot. Thanks!
Or a fuckwit.
Maybe I’m naturally oversensitive, or maybe someone just slipped me decaf coffee this morning, but Ponder Stibbons Stibbons makes so many laughably counter-productive statements, it boggles the mind to think about them. Let me get to the crux of the matter: Ponder Stibbons’s bait-and-switch tactics are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause. I don’t object to his claims because he combines greed and blood lust into a single persona. I object because once people obtain the critical skills that enable them to think and reflect and speculate independently, they’ll realize that I believe I have finally figured out what makes people like Ponder Stibbons condone illegal activities. It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one’s own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world. It’s our responsibility to fight to the end for our ideas and ideals. That’s the first step in trying to open students’ eyes, minds, hearts, and souls to the world around them, and it’s the only way to operate on today’s real – not tomorrow’s ideal – political terrain.
Out of curiosity, what illegal activies have you found Ponder Stibbons condoning? There are at least a few illegal activities that I condone, though I generally avoid condoning them too strongly on the board lest I be taken for an extended vaction in Cuba.
Now THAT is some funny shit. Well done. 
i thought the whole point of the segment was to poke at Kerry’s comment and Rumsfeld at the same time.
Don’t you worry about it. I’ve been making dokket entries for my contact in Ohio.
enjoy your vacation.
The Buck
I thought I recognised some of those sentences: Scott Pakin’s automatic complaint-letter generator.
He’s just trolling with cut-and-paste from other places, or is using a generator of some sort. Each portion of his post can easily be found elsewhere.
I thought I recognised some of YOUR sentenceS in Scott Pakin’s automatic complaint-letter generator
Ahh, that makes a lot more sense. Pity, I was hoping to engage in some illegal activities with Ponder.
I’ve made a new folder and dokket entry about you. Be advised.
The Buck
It’s like you’re not putting any effort into it anymore. Is it us? We’ll change, I promise–just give us a chance, let us show you how…
Oh, nevermind. We’ll just break each other’s hearts again. I guess it’s time to say good-bye.
And so this would explain your use of gay-bashing commentary to criticize Jon Stewart? Interesting that you would select that sort of descriptive out of all that are available to you.
Hypocritical fuckwit.
Jon Stewart was making a joke at the expense of former sec’y Donald Rumsfield, not the troops. No fuckwittery here.
Also, I dare someone to use the most "fuckwit"s in one post.
Maybe, but he’s never asked about inseminating non-human primates.
And just to get things back on track -
Fuckwit.