Just wanted to point out that it has been NINE DAYS since anybody started a “Jonathan Chance moderated me badly!” thread. 
Not sure this sort of thread is a good idea. I don’t want to communicate that we are mocking him. We just have problems with how he moderates. The lack of such threads is a good thing–it suggests he’s listening and/or helping people understand why he does these things.
It’s pretty simple: you get fewer threads if you give out fewer Warnings. Only give them out when absolutely necessary.
Not much happening in Gillette today?
Does much happen in Gillette any day? 
Nailed it! Nothing going on here in Gillette at all.
The thread is probably in poor taste, but I can usually rely on 100+ posts of new arguments about JC’s moderation to entertain, and I felt compelled to point out that nothing new had been brought up.
Maybe my boredom has reached the threshold required for me to go home now…
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I know you meant this in a good-hearted jesting kind of way and not in a mocking way, but since it could be interpreted as mocking and might encourage mocking-type replies I think it’s best just to close this.