Let me see if I understand-he’s saying that he thinks it’s sick that they keep putting these stories all over the tabloid, and sensationalizing it.
Naturally. But they’ll continue to do it, because it sells.
Pandering to the lowest common denominator and all that.
So people quit asking:
Do you purposely try not to make any sense?
Hebes: JonBenet Ramsey has that porcelain look because she has a pound of make-up on and the picture was probably shot with a filter of some sort and airbrushed.
Someone who either takes portraits for a living or another photographer would be more able than I, to describe what was used to get those effects.
Hm. I live about 30 minutes from where the Ramseys lived. For the first year, we got crap about her every day but it seems to have tapered off to near nothing and I haven’t heard anything about them (excluding a quick blip around New Year’s Day saying that this was the whatever-th anniversery of her death) in 9/10 months. And I listen to Peter Boyles, well known idiot talk show host who’s the one who made Jon Benet a national case and I still haven’t heard anything about her.
Can I suggest that you might get a wider range of news if you stop reading Weekly World News and The Enquirer?
Also, to everyone else, I think the OP’s trying to say that he’s mad that he’s less famous than some dead people and that even if he died, he’d still be less famous than them. Or that he likes pie. One of the two anyway.
Fenris
And just what the hell is wrong with the WWN??? :dubious:
No, I just think it’s stupid.
And I don’t read either stupid newspaper.
No.
And yet you do it so well. If only you could market this skill, how rich you would be!
YAY!
YAY!
AND THEN I WOULD HAVE A LOT OF MONEY!
YAY!
AND THEN I WOULD HAVE A LOT OF MONEY!
If you aren’t deliberately trying to be confusing, maybe you could try not posting while stoned. I think caffeine is the drug of choice for the SDMB.
Sorry about the triple post.
I’m not stoned.
I think by “No.” you mean “Yes.” and by “Yes.” you mean “Yes, and I am a specially trained monkey that can type and has a broadband connection to the internet SKIJJEOEOEOJIOJIEIJO.”, correct?
Fenris, tell me more about that pie. Mmmmm, pie.
'lo, Aslan2. I don’t think this monkey’s been trained. Seems too random. Possibly drunk.
From reading your posts here, I’m assuming this is one category.
I’m not amused, but i am bewildered by him and his apparent obsession.
What obsession?
Where are you that there is an abundance of Dennis Strongquill?