JonBenet Ramesy, Laci Peterson and Dennis Strongquil

The BBQ Pit
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Or: how I’d like the media to shut up for once and let me do something interesting. Like tie my shoe.

This annoys me immensly. Like hulk immensly. like worse than hulk immensely.
First of all, the legion of enquirer clones and JonBenet ramesy is getting ridiculous.

This has been going on for about maybe 7 years, maybe more. And NOTHING seems to go on for news in 7 years. If it turned out George bush was god, it wouldn’t be 7 years for this to run its course.

From what it looks like, the enquirer clones will use JonBenet Ramsey even after they don’t know who she is anymore.

Frankly, there are two things I would ever remember the kid for.

  1. The ridiculous name (The kid’s had enough with then kiling, why give a stupid name? Why Jon? Why JonBenet?)

  2. JonBenet Ramsey looks like porcelin (look! Golem!)

3)And she looks unhuman.

It’s ridiculous to have a story like that for SEVEN years (Or more! the HORROR!). The story would have had 2 weeks tops had the kid not look like porcelain and the ridiculous name and etcetera.

9/11 didn’t take this long. :eek:
Laci Peterson, while not having the reputation of the aforementioned JonBenet, is still taking too long. A tabloid enquirer clone ALWAYS has
A) JonBenet
B)this whippersnapper
on the cover.

And so far, Laci peterson could be classified as a SAINT.

Some people have all the luck.

Laci Peterson shouldn’t because you can’t make off kilter humor about melting someone’s corpse down to make a portapotty if the skin doesn’t look like porcelain.

If we follow the logic set by the pattern of murders by the family giving an eternity of publicity, well, I hope that some lucky abortion clinic worker has to get his wife UnPregnant.

the happy elf does not approve.
^
:mad:

See what you did to the elf!

Dennis Stronquill’s pretty new, and is only here because somebody dragged his corpse out of the mud and said that
“Hey, he’s a Mountie! Lets tell all about him!”

Dennis Stronquill’s been dead for TWO YEARS. Nobody knows about a dead mountie for TWO years.
If you’re lucky, you get known by the public and such for one year.

Not 7.

I don’t get why these people’ve been nigh ascended to sainthood because they’ve been killed.
Now, I feel sorry for these people, but not enough to put their faces on the newspaper for 7 YEARS.

And that is just ridiculous.At some point in time, all newspapers will only have these people on the cover, even if scientists discover immortality.

Sad.

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huh?

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“If we follow the logic set by the pattern of murders by the family giving an eternity of publicity, well, I hope that some lucky abortion clinic worker has to get his wife UnPregnant.”

I repeat…huh?

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Oh.

It looks like the reason JonBenet Ramsey’s murder’s been placed on the cover of each enquirer clone to date, and since the fetus is the child of the pregnant mother, then the abortion worker kills the fetus(and since abortion is EEEEEEEEVVVVIL! and then if it’s your kid it’s eviler) mass publicity ensues.

Now, if they plan this, they would get someone close to confess that they killed all those helpless children in the womb, get 300 million dollars from some antabortion organization, and send the money to the abortionists.

requires a lot of chance to work…

I hope that clarifies a bit.

And before someone calls me a heartless sonofabitch, I hate these things.

They annoy me too much.

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And I know spelt JonBenet Ramsey wrong.

I was tired.

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Dennis who?

Ya know, I may agree with you or I may call you a heartless sonofabitch if I had any clue as to what the fuck you are trying to say here.

Dude, not even.

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I don’t know hebesphenomegacorona, I hadn’t heard of Dennis Strongquill your post.

You are correct on the other two though. This morbid fascination with Jonbenet Ramsey is disgusting.

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Dennis Stronquil’s from canada.

I’m not sure if they keep blaring him out in newspapers where you live.

And he’s in a different newspaper than the other two.

In other words, the legitamate newspaper.

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I was saying I’m sick of all of the stupid newspapers constantly putting JonBenet Ramsey or Laci Peterson on their newspapers.

If it turned out I was god, it wouldn’t cause as much of a stir in newspapers as JonBenet Ramse/Laci Peterson.

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I’m sick of them too, but I have to admit they interest me because of the economic class of the murderers/murdered. And some of the weird circumstances of the Ramsey killing. (that note left) and the way the police department screwed up yet again.

I DO think we need more OJ news. Who is he beating up this week. Tapes of the 911 calls his 17 year old daughter makes to the police saying she hates him.

And I predict: When she turns 18 she will do an interview with BABA Walters. And then 100 more interviews.

BABA:“Do you think your father almost cut your mothers head off and then left the bodies outside where you kids could have awakened , walked outside and found them?”

DAUGHTER: “I don’t think so.”

HEADLINES: “HE COULD HAVE DONE IT”

Then another big terrorist attack and we forget all this nonsense for a while.

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Well, maybe it’s nteresting, but not enough for 7 years.

And the last bit you said’s hilarious.

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Amazing.

367 views and 10 replies.

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I think that’s because most of us still don’t get your rant. I agree about JonBenet and the tabloids, but I can’t understand the rest of your point. Not to critisize, but :confused: .

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Well, a lot of it’s meant to be funny.

You wouldn’t expect some of this in a normal rant.

And my hypothesis is correct that I’m only funny to stoned people and myself, evidently.

You can get to the bare minimum by saying that I’m sick of seeing JonBenet Ramsey, Laci Peterson and Dennis Strongquill everywhere in the newspapers.

But I don’t think that’s long enough.

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Not funny to stoned people either.

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REALLY stoned people?

LSD high people?

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What was this thread about?

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How much I’m sick of seeing JonBenet Ramsey/Laci Peterson/(to a lesser extent)Dennis Stronquil’s face everywhere.

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Dennis who?

What did he do?

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Would somebody pleeze shorten this fucks name. Its skrewing my screen.