Jose Lima's performance upstaged by wife's huge breasts. Did she dress appropriately?

MLB not happy with popular breasts of Jose Lima’s wife, crops them out of previous picture

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Was it just the camera angle? Did she not know her assets would be so prominently featured? Was she calculating maximum exposure for her twins, or was it just “breasts happen” get over it?

She is zaftig. But it isn’t like she was wearing something with plunging cleavage, or a tube top, or some such. I’d say “breasts happen, get over it”.

Come on, this is the Major Leagues people.

Those are HUGE. Look at them!

I think the FCC should impose heavy fines.

I was watching the game in a house with children in it. Children!

Expecting to see wholesome sporting entertainment, suddenly there were breasts up on the wide-screen TV. What could we say to the children?!

Breasts! With discernable nipples! On TV!

Shame on you, Major League Baseball.

(Don’t mind me, I’m aspiring to emigrate to the U.S. and I’m practicing.) :wink:

Head to the Bible Belt. You’ll fit in perfectly. :slight_smile:

Unfortunately, that belt is getting more and more notches in it all the time. :rolleyes:

Wow, that shirt is so tight that not only can I make out nippies, but the areolae as well…

Anyway, I don’t know what the big deal is.

I could see, as a purely artistic decision, to crop out the bazongas just because the purpose was to show the guy singing. Just like you’d crop out any other distracting thing(s), ribald or otherwise.

And THOSE are very distracting things… I already forgot who the guy was, what he was doing, if his hair was on fire or not…

So this was the Twins vs. the Dodgers?

An interleague game, I guess. :smiley:

My first reaction: Breasts! Big whoop!

My second reaction: Can’t the wife of a MLB player afford something less slutty than a shit-brown Old Navy tank top?

Was she dressed inappropriately from a “fan watching a baseball game” standpoint? No

Was she dressed inappropriately from a “wife of a guy making $500K to $500mil a year who knew in advance she was going to be in front of thousands of people and possibly television all around the world?”

HELL YES! How simple it would’ve been to either A: wear a looser shirt, B: throw another loose shirt over the tank top, or C: put a super classy, yet still “cool” linin jacket over the tank top? You tell me. Money + no class = No class people with money.

And by “linin” I of course meant the MUCH swankier (and actually existing) LINEN!

(Dur, on me.)

So, maybe I’m immune to breasts, but if no one had pointed out the immensity of them, I wouldn’t have noticed. It’s not like she should be on Jerry Springer with those puppies or sumthin’.

I, for one, am very happy with her breasts.

Damn, that is a fine looking woman…
[heavy breathing…]

Well, the breasts are large. And that top is tight. However, it is the fashion these days, and even if this woman is well-endowed, she (and a lot of others) will wear the “in fashion” styles, whether or not they are the most appropriate or not.

Another thing occurs to me: the lighting and angle of this shot really enhances the breasts. I mean, we can tell that they are on the big side, but these are not HUGE melons. I’m guessing probably a D cup? Hard to say. That’s big but that’s not circus-lady-big. I wonder if this woman left the house, seeing herself in a mirror of a more gently-lighted environment, and figured that she didn’t look that bad. Then she has her picture taken in the harsh overlight sunlight and angle of the shot make her boobs look far larger than they actually are.

Still, though, a looser-fitting top would have been more prudent.

I for one welcome our large breasted overlords!

:smiley:

It has to be the angle of the shot. In addition to looking huge, they look awkward, for lack of a better word. Like they’re shifted all the way to the left or something and one is pointing right at the camera.