July Bugging the Shit out of you? Rant about it here.

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@Cat_Whisperer

… I love scent-free places. I smell more than the average person (wait - let me re-phrase that - I have a better sense of smell), and most people wear far too much perfume for me…

Hear, hear. I smell worse than the average person (wait - let me re-phrase that - I have a worse sense of smell) and I STILL say most people wear far too much perfume/cologne.

Hint: if I’m walking down an empty hallway, and I’m still gagging? Whoever walked there previously needs to tone it waaaaaay back.

@eenerms

Jeeze, fucking hornets got me twice while cutting the grass:mad: This evening I send my assassin after them.

Mowed through an ant mound last Saturday, and I still have to be careful about getting dressed in the morning, as I own exactly one pair of shoes that don’t rub and irritate the welts.

@Flutterby

I’m currently drowning in whatever shit HR sprayed around. It wafted from her office and has overtaken the entire area. BO is nasty but it doesn’t have the same effect on my breathing as whatever this chemical crap is, I’d much prefer a scent free place if it means I don’t have to worry about the people who plug in scentsy or glade or bath themselves in cologne or perfume resulting in the nagging sinus headache I now have and possibly resulting in my having to use my inhaler.

I was gonna say: you should complain to HR, and then … I re-read your 1st sentence. I’m sorry.

@deltasigma

I have a smudge phantom. I just cleaned my reading glasses not an hour ago and I swear I’ve been handling them gingerly ever since but now it looks like they’ve been fondled by someone in a 3-way with stack of fries and tub of Vaseline. And no it wasn’t me. I’m in a committed relationship with my Vaseline.

I LOL’d! (Fellow glasses-wearer here … )

@Jackmannii

…this has got to be the dumbest.

So I get a skin biopsy to diagnose, and the clinical information listed on the form says that the lesion is “constantly changing”.

Naturally, I now have a Rascals song going through my head…

I hate you. I just wanted you to know that.

(Not really. Hope the biopsy comes out OK…)