June (Rants) is Busting Out All Over

From May’s thread:

Have they also upgraded the security finally? Because last time I was there, you could still walk an elephant through it…

The sister in law of one of my coworkers lives in Spain. He said that this morning, his wife woke up, got out of bed, jumped back in bed, stole the comforter and exclaimed “I hate this! It’s supposed to be summer! Tomorrow I’m going to go to Spain and leave this shit cold country behind! I’m sick of this!”
“But honey, you were already leaving tomorrow, your sister’s wedding is next weekend and I bought the tickets two months ago.”
“I love you but you’re spoiling my rant. And it still isn’t right that it’s this cold.”