Soylent Green is people.
It’s people.
No, it isn’t.
That’s a filthy lie, perpetuated by their competition, the Lentoy corporation, to drive people away from the wholesome goodness of the entire family of fine Soylent Products.
Or in the spirit of the OP,
If it isn’t in your own backyard, you’ve never lost it to begin with.
(This is a test, isn’t it? I know it is.)
Aw, nuts. People were always rotten. But the world was beautiful.
This conversation with (insert the name of your favorite politician here) is brought to you by Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow – high-energy vegetable concentrates – and new, delicious Soylent Green – the miracle food of high-energy plankton gathered from the oceans of the world.
Because of its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply.
Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green Day.
History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
And Mutual of Omaha is people you can count on when the going’s tough.
This Roman Meal bakery thought you’d like to know.
You’re in good hands with Allstate
But, seriously, Coke is the real thing. I promise.
Liberty Liberty Liberty. Liberty.
Oh, Beautiful, for spacious skies,
For Amber waves of grain.
For Purple mountains majesty,
Above the Fruited plane!
America! America! God shed His grace on thee.
(This country has excelled at branding and slogans for over 100 years, tbh. It’s what we do, it’s who we are.)
As long as they were killed ethically, I’m okay with it. Besides, if God didn’t want me to eat people, he wouldn’t have made them taste so good.
Then how 'bout getting with the program? Why don’t you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
It’s a cookbook!
Soylent green provides nutrition (including complete protein) and simultaneously solves the population crisis.
(Checks the date.) Was NPR doing underwriting promos from the Soylent Corp. again today?
When it says Libby’s Libby’s Libby’s on the label label label,
You will like it like it like it on your table table table.
It’s not nice to fool mother nature.
Builds Strong Bodies 12 Ways!
