COME ON EVERYBODY!!! Its like a human buffet!!
GRRRRRRRR*
::booting Whammo out and relocking door::
Hee hee 
::kissing Audrey, wondering how all this cool whip got all over the place::
Okay, I had an incredibly nasty/suggestive reply in mind to this, but I won’t say it. :
: Bye, Whammo!
I have no idea myself. ::makes no effort to clean it up herself:: 
Well it must’ve gotten here * somehow… *
Now then :
: let’s see about :: getting it off ::
Oooh, yummy 
::giggle:: :: pulls Myrr closer::
Sweetie, I’m bummed. I’ve got classes and work starting up this week. 
Please, cheer me up.
[sub]p.s. Hey there, how was Berkeley?
::holding Audrey close::
Cheer you up?
::kissing lightly::
[sub] Berkley was neat; full of aging hippies and such. I get three CDs for $20. Whoo-ha! [/sub]
Mmmm, still, a little bit of misery remains… Yeah…
Yeah, right there.
Thanks, sweetie, I needed that. ::
:feeds Myrr some grapes::
Yummy grapes!
If there’s any bit of you that still needs “cheering up”…
::
like that bit?
::
Or there?
::cuddling::
I can always count on you for a pick-me-up. ::hug::
Feeling mighty fine now, sweetie. Thank you much.::
::snuggles closer::
I think I’ll sleep here tonight.
Glad to help cutie ::
::holding Audrey close::
Hmm, think there’s room for a matress in here?
Might be. It doesn’t matter to me, though. We’ve been in here this long… We might cramp something wicked if we stretch out.
Besides, with a mattress, we may accidentally fall asleep… We can’t have that, now can we? ::squeeze::
Hmm, you do have a point there…on both counts.
Maybe if I massage your legs, they won’t cramp up
And where did the rest of that fruit get to?
:: You know, the voyeurs out there are just hoping that this will progressively get steamier and steamier…
::hands over lotion:: Massage, huh? Use this, it makes it funner!
If it’s fruit you want, it’s fruit you’ll get. ::feeds Myrr some cantaloupe::
I like melon…especially when fed to me by a beautiful woman
::massaging Audrey’s legs::
This feel better?
[sub] Thread views are at 1814 now; you post how many there are when you reply, and we’ll start to get a guess at how many voyeurs we have [/sub]
I’ve never fed fruit to anyone myself, much less to a cute, smart, and sweet guy like you. ::
Great massage, love. Those 17 hours spent applying suntan lotion really paid off, didn’t they? ::
[sub]Gotcha, sweetie. 1818. As soon as they catch on we’re watching, though, they’ll stop.
Well, I’m certainly flattered ::
Here, let me get your back again while I’m at it…
::
Hee hee
BTW, we need to “celebrate” your soon-to-be 1000th post
[sub] So we’re at about 4 so far; they won’t stop…they have anonymity to hide behind :). 1825 [/sub]
Sweetie, I’m pleased to report that this is my 1,000th post! :: Couldn’t think of a better place to put it, either.
My god, in the lasagna thread, I’d just hit 200! That couldn’t have been more than what, 2 months ago? Jeez, I spend way too much time at this board… not that that’s bad thing, though; I’ve met some wonderful people here. Yeah, you count, too. ::hug::
Yay! I hit quadruple digits!
So, is this wonderfully sensual massage my present?
[sub]1826. It’s late, though.
Guess you went to bed, huh? Good night, sweetie pie.
::hug and kiss::
[sub]1834.
::grinning like a fool::
Hey sweetie…I did finally have to go to bed…
::massaging Audrey’s back::
Hmm, I suppose this is * one * way to “celebrate”
[sub] 1843 [/sub]
I guess this show may end for a while if you don’t have internet access where you are.
Hope the drive up was fun, sweetie. ::
Let’s see how long you can keep up that massage.
[sub] 1857 [/sub]