Just Because I'm Unprofessional Doesn't Mean You Can Be That Way Too

[Markxxx]

It’s better than my doctor who is about 5 years younger than me and he calls me “kid” or “kiddo”

[Cub_Mistress]

@ZipperJJ

It would be weird to call ones doctor “Dr. Mistress”

Even weirder to call me “Nurse Mistress,” which would be more accurate. It also sounds like the title of a porn movie!:D:D:cool:

[Ibanez]

Sounds like a resident to me who’s trying his best at bedside manners. But I’m sure one day he’s going to dude the wrong dude and will let him know.

[Equipoise]

Sorry about the stone Hal Briston. Youch!

@wheresgeorge04

Right, kick ass. Well, don’t want to sound like a dick or nothin’, but, ah… it says on your chart that you’re fucked up. You talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded. What I’d do, is just like… like… you know, like, you know what I mean, like…

Don’t worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She’s a pilot now.

@Martini_Enfield

Just be glad that he didn’t consult his chart then announce "Well, don’t want to sound like a dick or nothin’, but, ah… it says on your chart that you’re fucked up. You talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded. "

There’s an echo in here.

[Martini_Enfield]

@Equipoise

Sorry about the stone Hal Briston. Youch!

Don’t worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She’s a pilot now.

There’s an echo in here.

I know, but it’s such an awesome bit from an awesome movie that’s so relevant to this topic it deserves an encore performance.