Just Because YOU'RE up Doesn't Mean I AM! (very very lame)

Yes, it was a terrible tragedy. She developed Sampirosis of the spinal cord…

You know, without the context of this message board, this would sound reeeeaaally creepy.

Yes, yes, that’s it, message board. Now officer, I take a walk through this neighborhood every morning and every evening.

I just know these people so well, they remind me of me!

So the leaves are late changing this year because it’s been a particularly dry summer? How the hell I went 42 years without ever making that correlation I’ll never know.

So how did they like Dollywood? And the trip should be over by now, right?