Just bought a sweet shirt on eBay

I just bought this shirt. I’m always looking for vintage shirts, particularly from 90s bands. I mostly bought this one, though, because it says “PUSA.” See, my girlfriend was raised in the Philippines and she refers to a cat as a pusa because that is the Tagalog word. I started saying it too, so now the word is a huge inside reference for us, so I can’t believe I was lucky enough to find a shirt that not only is for a great band of the 90s but has “PUSA” in huge letters on the front of it.

I’m going to have to ask my mom to shorten it though, because the auction says it’s 31 inches long. That means it would hang down to my knees if I didn’t have it altered.

Sounds kind of dirty to me.

Wait, 90’s is retro?

GET OFF MY LAWN!

I remember seeing them in concert. I feel old now.

Congratulations, I guess. I’m glad it has some extra meaning for you, but man, I can’t imagine ever actually seeking out a “Presidents of the USA” shirt.