The radio is 50, but the tinfoil hat is extra.
No. (Sadly, I speak from experience.)
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And the lonely old guy made someone else a little less happy.
Seriously, the reason that the lonely old guy is lonely is because he insists on bringing his religion into even a casual conversation with a stranger. If he wants to be less lonely, he should learn how to take hints in conversations. Or he can continue on his Holy Crusade (to get people to put nativity scenes in public, for one thing) and continue being lonely.
Chefguy in forty years: … and then he started talking about Jesus when all I wanted to sell the damn radio!
Clerk: Sir, are you going to pick an ice cream flavor or not?
Forty years? Hell, he’s probably going to do that this weekend. 
I used to just listen to guys like him proselytizing, but then around my 40th year I just had enough. If he had tried lecturing me about religion, I would have explained that I don’t believe his nonsense, and asked if he wanted the radio or not. Maybe I’m horrible, but hey, I’m happy.
Ouch. 