Geoff - Have you thought about getting a tablet? Smaller and can be accessed from bed, the couch, the bathtub (not the best idea).
StG
Hey, I remember you! Glad to know you’re still kickin’. Second the suggestion for a tablet (or laptop) - makes web browsing a lot easier on the back.
Thanks. I do have a Kindle Fire and my wife has the iPad which I hate. I’ve been a commuter phreak ever since 1981, so tablets are not new, and I don’t even like Windows or GUIs, but I have to use them. Playing with all the icons, etc on the iPad ticks me off. Grumble, grumble.
The Fire is mostly for reading, but it is much easier to get online and browse, even though smaller. I don’t know why, but I never did go to the Dope on it.
I don’t take baths, so I’ll try in while I next take a shower. 
On Black Friday we followed our cats’ example and did nothing but sleep and eat.
I’m with you on the full body transplant. I want my next one to be blonde and leggy.
Good to see you’re alive and well! Don’t be a stranger!
My dad is 81 and still in pretty good health, and he’s one of the people I most admire. Somehow you remind me of him, which you should take as a great compliment.
I curled up on Black Friday and played AC Revelations and Borderlands 2 and watched Aeon Flux. 'Twas a very good day. Spent it with my SO.
Thanks.
And also thanks to all you nice people who Posted.
OK this was done on my Kindle Fire.
OK,
Just to prove something, here is a message from an iPad!
From a geezer geek!
Way to go, KlondikeGeoff! 
Well now that you’re a mobile geezer geek, there’s no excuse to stay away from us. 
This, and having KlondikeGeoff back made my day slightly less sucky. 
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