Just do it! (Attack Iraq)

The BBQ Pit
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Will you just fucking get on with it already! Geez, Mr. Dubya, you’ve had a hard-on for Saddam for over a year now, I for one am tired of all the crap! We know you’re gonna do it, everyone knows you’re gonna do it, SO DO IT! You don’t give a damn about what I think or what the rest of the world thinks, SO GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY! For fuck sake, just get your rocks off so the rest of us can move on with whatever life is left after you start WW3. Fucking dead Iraqis, fucking dead US soldiers, fucking police state, fucking stock market crash, fucking oil prices through the roof, fucking international pariah, fucking terrorist “blow-back”, doesn’t matter to you, Mr. Dubya, SO JUST DO IT! This extended foreplay has rubbed me raw!

So there you have my support, you’ve beat it out of me, are ya happy? Ya fucking playground bully!

And no, I don’t want to hear any pedantic crap whinging from you toadying Bush-ass kisser about how I’m wrong, either. This ain’t a debate. It’s my rant, it’s how I feel.

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Me too, can’t wait for the killing to begin!

Maybe you can get Dubya to lick your balls? :slight_smile:

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Why yes, impatience to get the killing underway is always a good reason to start a war!

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Now if we can just get France to see the fucking light.

:smiley: [sup]and they will[/sup]

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The title of this thread has given me a great idea: a Nike-style ad campaign where a soldier with a swoosh on his helmet machine guns Iraqi conscripts while hip techno music plays. “War: Just Do It”

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I thought I’ve seen that one before.

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I think it should be animated, with B.D. from Doonesbury being the soldier.

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Patience, people! The really important invasion of Iraq isn’t scheduled until next year.

Who are you rooting for, Oliver Stone or Leonardo DiCaprio?

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I found a Reuters photo of a palestinian throwing a rock with a Nike shirt on, and I photoshopped in “Just Do It” on the bottom. Sent it out to a few friends. This was like two years ago though.

Erek

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Huh? Leo DeCreepio as Alexander the Great? What the Holy Flying Fuck?

I hate Baz Luhrmann.

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Because we’re not ready. A few more weeks to make sure. Right now, the odds are about 10 to one in our favor, but we’re waiting to get to about 100 to one. All this UN inspections, WMD crapola…pure horseshit. Sure, GeeDubya wouldn’t mind some allies, world approval would be cool. Doesn’t really matter, screw the UN.

We don’t care, we don’t have to. We’re the Americans.

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Fuck it, they’ve been violating UN regulations for years. Also, remember when they wouldn’t let us fly through their airspace to get the World’s-Most-Evil-ManTM (80’s edition)? Let’s get 'em! And the Gemermans? Shit, they forgot the lesson we kicked into 'em 60 years ago! In fact, the UN is infiltrating us already, here in NYC. Let’s smoke ‘em out of their hole and get ‘em runnin’! Yee-fuckin’-haw!

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if you are so eager, why dont you all go fight

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My thoughts exactly. We know the winner of that race already (why TWO Alexander films, really? And you know they will both suck…)

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Gemermans?

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Macbeth.

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“Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.”

– Orwell.

As long as one doesn’t behave like that, when the maps appear showing the victory that is coming, there will be hope.

– Ed.
[sub]Who has the feeling many war hawks are gearing to behave like Winston Smith when the shooting starts. [/sub]

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  • Steve Martin, Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid, c. 1982
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