Just got a call from the DNC asking for money

Thanks for staring!

Thanks for sharing

I really want to start horse-back riding lessons soon.

Thanks for maring

Off to host my meeting of the Society For Anachronistic Creationism. Now where’s my gavel…

Thanks for Fairing.

While baking earlier, I put a bowl on my scale and zeroed it out.

Thanks for taring.

I finally got up the guts and told her everything I felt about her.

Thanks for declaring.

Ooh…can I go again? In expert mode, even!

I have a big meeting tomorrow. I’ve spent a ton of time getting ready for it…
-D/a

Thanks for preparing.

I also get unsolicited phone calls, most of them meant for other people. I’ve had this number for a year and it’s unlisted, but I have to keep putting up with it.